Paranatural Trash

[samaranththefleshweaver]

[greatjaggi]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[samaranththefleshweaver]

[johnmulvaney]

Funky Tie John

[doritofalls]

[catchymemes]

Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

[doritofalls]

[juliastartoons]

nobody asked for this….nobody wanted this…nd yet, i still had to bring it into this world.

[starfleetrambo]

[localstarboy]

Get Out wasn’t the 1st racist horror concept Jordan Peele was apart of.

Watch this.

[phiiife]

LMFAO

[thetomska]

[the-real-trash-princess]

In case u didn’t see these gems on buzzfeed

[ninja46464]

[earthdad]

me: send me pics

you: what u wanna see?(;

me: spiderman

you: what?

me:

[doritofalls]

[m-arci-a]

daily life of a digital artist:

• is that a not coloured spot or a stain on my monitor
  
• I didn’t save for at least 2 hours god is real
  
• my playlist ended 1,5 h ago I’ve been drawing in silence this whole time
  
• ‘ “asdf11.png” already exists. Do you want to overwrite? ‘
• I resized this very part of a picture but now it looks too small so let’s ctrl+z ohMYGOD IT’S SO B I G
  
• this idea seemed cooler yesterday at 3 am
• I want to pee but right now I’m doing so well and if I go I will leavE THE ZONE
• opacity 67% or 68% I can’t decide
• well this pic looks nice //*flips it horizontally*// I regret having eyes
• where the fuck is my pen
  

[steeldragongamer]

traditional artist:

• I can’t find the right color, why do I not have the exact color I need
• Oh hey, let’s share this online! *Spends next 5 minutes trying to take a good picture of it/scan it in*
• IT SMUDGED DAMN IT
• I have ink all over my hands and it’s not coming off
• Do not make a mistake lining it, do not make a mistak- FUCK
• My eraser has been obliterated by mistakes
• I SPILLED *insert drink/food item here* ALL OVER MY DRAWING
• My sketchbook fell apart/ripped again
• where the fuck is my pen

[drawing-cookie]

@yaya-kun @cosmopoeicpower @soyamargada @fujiquacki

[confirmance]

[tittiesmattel]

when my friend found out her boyfriend of three years was cheating on her she went through his phone, took pictures of every interaction he had with another girl, printed them out, wrote down where she had been at every instance and what lies he had told her about where he would be, and put them in a folder. when she confronted him and he denied everything she pulled out this big ass folder and just said “lets review” and Honestly, that is the most iconic thing anyone has ever done.